Musical Type Jokes

All songs are in 22.3khz .au format (w/ the exception of the *ones which are 8.0khz) Most of you will not get the jokes envolved w/ any of these but whatever... '- A-Teens- Dancing Queen -3.4MB (2:40) A-Teens- Mammamia -3.4MB (2:44) Abba- Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) -5.9MB (4:38) Abba- Take A Chance On Me -4.9MB (3:51) Alice DJ- Back At My Side -4.2MB (3:17) Ann Lee- 2 Times -3.6MB (2:50) Anna Falchi- Pium Paum -4.2MB (3:19) Aqua- Around The World -3.8MB (3:02) B-52's- Love Shack -3.8MB (3:01) Baha Men- Who Let The Dogs Out -2.9MB (2:18) Basement Jaxx- Bingo-Bango -3.9MB (3:04) Basement Jaxx- Jump And Shout -2.1MB (1:43) Basement Jaxx- Red Alert -4.1MB (3:17) Blink 182- Adam's Song -3.9MB (3:04) Blink 182- Dammit -3.1MB (2:29) Blink 182- What's My Age Again? - 2.5MB (1:59) Blood Hound Gang- Bad Touch (Eiffel 65 RMX) -3.4MB (2:40) Blood Hound Gang- I Wish I Was Queer (So I Could Get Chicks) -4.5MB (3:33) Blue Swede - Hooked on a feeling (Ougachucka) -3.5MB (2:46) BKS- Astro Plane -4.3MB (3:22) Boom Tang Boys- Both Sides -3.7MB (2:58) Boom Tang Boys- Dancin With Myself -4.5MB (3:32) Boom Tang Boys- Squeeze Toy -3.5MB (2:48) Britney Spears- Oops (I Did it Again) -2.2MB (1:43) Chumbawamba- Tubthumbing -2.5MB (2:02) Cypress Hill- (Rock) Super Star 4.5MB (3:23) Danko Jones- Bounce -3.2MB (2:33) Destiny's Child- Say My Name -4.5MB (3:34) Eleven Thirty- Olé -3.6MB (2:49) Elissa- Mambolao -4.7 MB (3:30) Eminem- Real Slim Shady 4.1MB (3:04) Emma Peel- I Know Nothing At All -3.9 MB (3:07) Emma Peel- When I'm With You -2.9 MB (2:18) Equal 4- Get Down -3.9MB (3:06) Enrique Englacias - Be With You -3.5 MB (2:47) Eyes Cream- Fly Away (Buh bye bye bye bye bye) -4.6MB (3:41) Filter- The Best Things -4.2MB (3:10) French Affair- My Heart Goes Boom (dadi dadaa lalalalalala) -3.6MB (2:52) Gina G.- Ooh Ah (Just A Little Bit) -3.6 MB (2:54) Green Day- When I Come Around -2.8MB (2:14) Groove Armada- I See You Baby (Shakin that ass) -4.3MB (3:25) Herbie- Right Type Of Mood -4.0MB (3:10) Hot Chocolate- You Sexy Thing -5.0MB (3:58) Jack Soul- Can't Stop Loving You -3.0MB (2:24) Joee- Do You Right -3.1MB (2:27) Juvenille- Back That Thang Up -1.8MB (1:28) Korn- Falling Away From Me -5.2MB (4:09) Korn- Got The Life -4.0MB (3:10) Laura Fabian- Again -4.1MB (3:17) Limp Bizkit- Break Stuff -1.0MB (0:47) Limp Bizkit- Take A Look Around -6.2MB (4:56) Mathew Good Band- Load Me Up -3.4 (2:41) Madonna- Ray of Light -6.4MB (4:52) Marilynn Manson- Beautiful People -2.4MB (1:53) Meccaheadz- Night Skool -3.2MB (2:33) Old DB- Baby I Got Your Money -3.2MB (2:31) Orgy- Blue Monday -5.4MB (4:17) Papa Roach- Last Resort -4.1MB (3:17) Pink- There You Go -3.2MB (2:35) Pørn Kings- Up To No Good - 3.2MB (2:33) Red Hot Chili Peppers- Californication -3.4MB (2:44) Red Hot Chili Peppers- Love Roller Coaster -5.6MB (4:23) Red Hot Chili Peppers- Other Side -3.4MB (2:44) Red Hot Chili Peppers- Scar Tissue -2.4MB (1:53) Rob Zombie- Do It Baby(?) -2.5MB (2:02) Rob Zombie- Living Dead Girl -4.2MB (3:21) Rob Zombie- That Sick Generation -3.1MB (2:28) Serena Paris- Look At Us -3.6MB (2:51) Simon Collins- Pride -4.2MB (4:20) Sisqo- Thong Song -4.1MB (3:15) Shaggy- Mr Lova - 3.6MB (2:50) Smashing Pumpkins- Bullet With Butterfly Wings -3.7MB (2:56) The Offspring- Get A Job - 1.3 MB (0:56) The Real McCoy- Another Night (Rmx) -4.5MB (3:34) The Real McCoy- It's On You -6.6MB (5:11) Three Doors Down- Kryptonite -4.1MB (3:13) Tom Jones- Sex Bomb -1.2MB (0:58) Tom Jones and Stereo Phonics- Momma Told Me Not To Come -2.9MB (2:19) Toni Braxton- He Wasn't Man Enough -5.1MB (4:04) Trinket- Boom -3.9MB (3:05) Venga Boys- Boom Boom Boom Boom - 3.9MB (3:06) Venga Boys- Going To Ibiza 4.6MB (3:40) Venga Boys- Mix 4.1MB (3:03) Venga Boys- Shalala/ KissKiss 9.1MB (7:11) Venga Boys- We Like To Party - 4.5MB (3:36) Village People- In The Navy -1.0MB (0:47) - Mr. Vain -6.5MB (5:07) Custom Mixes -5.1MB (4:01) Stompin To My Beat -4.9MB (3:54) Saturday Night -4.8MB (3:50) Blessings From Babylon -4.6MB (3:46) Ride The Train -4.4MB (3:28) Put Your Hands Up -4.3MB (3:25) Du Hast- 4.0MB (3:09) Why Are You So Cruel? -3.9MB (3:04) Break My Stride -3.9MB (3:03) Gangster's Paradise- 3.8MB (3:01) Love Aint A Crime -3.6MB (2:53) Cuz You Drive Me Crazy -3.6MB (2:50) Needin You -3.5MB (2:44) Super Bad Girls -3.4MB (2:44) Cotton Eye Joe -3.3MB (2:36) Weird Mix -3.2MB (2:33) Smile -2.9MB (2:21) Feel So Real -2.9MB (2:17) Weird Mix (Groovy Baby Ya!) -2.9MB (2:17) Let's Mingle -2.8MB (2:16) You Spin Me Right Round -2.6MB (2:04) Moocho Mambo Sway -2.3MB (1:53) Gonna Have Much Better Day -2.2MB (1:47) Love Song -2.0MB (1:37) Short Dick Man (sorry Lance, I had to put it here) -2.0MB (1:37) Hamster Dance -1.8MB (1:28) Round -1.6MB (1:19) *Get Down On My Knees -1.3MB (2:50) Tamagotchi -1.3MB (1:05) *Hello, I Love You -824K (1:45) Got a Girl Friend Everywhere -581K (0:26) Let's Rock This Joint -410K (1:43) *Best Friend -239K (0:30) *Get Up -239K (0:30) *Lets Get It On -239K (0:30) It Gave You Pleasure -81K (0:03) Me- Nah =) -18K (0:01) ¨- The following are performed by "The Countdown DanceMasters" ...Baby One More Time -4.4MB (3:27) *BoomBoomBoomBoom! -1.5MB (3:18) Delicious -5.6MB (4:26) Dub-I-Dub -4.2MB (3:20) I Wanna Be With U -4.4MB (3:30) *Scatman's World -1.7MB (3:46) - And Some Movies (.mov): Dutch Commercial SNL- Ambiguously Gay Duo Levi's Commericial